We Do NOT Have a Winner

This sounded good but really wasn't. Zach, not a pea-eater, bravely gave it a go and had to be hurriedly supplied with a couple of pita chips to get the taste out of his mouth.
The picture makes it look like guacamole, which would have been an infinitely better choice.
It's in the fridge now, on the off chance that an overnight chill will work some kind of miracle.
In case you're wondering, that slash in the top is where I dropped my phone while trying to take this photo.
So the current tally of things that needed to be cleaned out is three: the blender I used to purée the dip, my iPhone case, and Zach's mouth.
Excellent.

