Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Recipe for a Meltdown

Ingredients

2 sticks (stomach)
2 small pills
4-1/2 hours sleep
1 6AM deadline
1 10AM deadline
1 5PM deadline
1 dead car battery 1 $1,000 car repair
1 rush-hour subway ride
1 overflowing waiting room
1 stick (arm)
1 pelvic ultrasound (internal)

Directions
  1. Mix first three ingredients in one 39-year-old body. Let stand overnight.

  2. Layer next three ingredients on top, balancing carefully.

  3. Combine next three ingredients. Monitor pressure build-up.

  4. Add next ingredient, taking care not to spill.

  5. Wait to add last ingredient. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.
Your results may vary.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Torre said...

Hang in there. You guys rock.

It could be worse....it could be snowing!

February 2, 2006 12:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this what you'll be serving for New Year's next year? Count me in!!!

February 3, 2006 7:01 AM  

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