Happy Birthday to Me

My entire head appears to have been colonized by some kind of mutant germ.

I have a sinus infection, an ear infection, conjunctivitis, and intermittent laryngitis. I'm coughing, sneezing, and blowing my nose in three-part harmony, minus the harmony.

Whoever heard of a 41-year-old with an ear infection????

So much for a happy and healthy new year.

Or birthday.

Or 15th wedding anniversary.

Or vacation, which is what we are ostensibly on.

Oh, and I just fell asleep—and began snoring—in the midst of this post. I doubt I'd have woken up before morning if Zach hadn't nudged me.

You have won, mutant germ. I surrender.