Reality Check

I did not fall asleep for even one minute during my treatment today, Benadryl be damned.

I read the entire New York Times cover to cover before lunch.

I walked out of my house this morning—the first day of December—in a T-shirt and no jacket.

If my hair were half an inch longer, it would be a perfect homage to the follicle stylings of Robert Reed in the last season of The Brady Bunch.*



In the immortal words of Phoebe Buffay, what is up with the universe??

*If by the time you read this post it includes an illustrative photo of Robert Reed as Mike Brady, it's because Zach had better luck finding a good one than I did.

**Ask, and ye shall receive....-Zach