It's Official
I'm a drain on the economy.
Actually, I'm on medical leave. But "drain on the economy" has a much better ring to it, don't you think?
Can't wait to use it at cocktail parties.
In the meantime, I'm laying in a big supply of bon bons to keep me occupied during the coming months.
Oh, and I'm going to sign up for thumb-twiddling lessons.
(It's important to have something to fall back on.)
Actually, I'm on medical leave. But "drain on the economy" has a much better ring to it, don't you think?
Can't wait to use it at cocktail parties.
In the meantime, I'm laying in a big supply of bon bons to keep me occupied during the coming months.
Oh, and I'm going to sign up for thumb-twiddling lessons.
(It's important to have something to fall back on.)
posted by Jody Rosen Knower at 3:23 PM
1 Comments:
Thumb twiddling is good, but thumb wrestling is even better. I have a 'how-to' book, as well as a book of venues for your wrestling matches (you know, a book with 2 holes in it and you flip a page and you're wrestling in the Rome Coliseum, then you flip a page and you're wrestling on the beach in Kauai (my personal fave, BTW). You go ahead and practice on your own and we'll have a match when I see you next...
;-)
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